Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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