Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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