I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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