I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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