he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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