I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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