And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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