His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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