And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i came on her dog
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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