Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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