I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize
