i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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