totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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