ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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