Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
sick fucks of a feather flock together
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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