put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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