The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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