i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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