I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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