Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
In other news, I just burned my penis
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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