He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Please don't give away my fajitas
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