doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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