She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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