I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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