Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
