He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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