its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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