at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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