maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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