apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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