dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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