We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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