Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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