my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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