his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
