Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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