Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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