So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
