He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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