So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
