My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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