The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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