You just made me feel so damn special
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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