I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize