watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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