Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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