and you said cock pushups were impossible
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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