Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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