watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I need to stop coming to work sober
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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