I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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