i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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