Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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