Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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