Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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