He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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