so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!