Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.