The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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